For Christmas 2001, our friends Laura and Tom gifted us with a fabulous
assortment of unusual beverages. Well, if there's anything we love, it's
an opportunity for a taste test! Here are the results of our judging:
Name: Chocomel Tastes Like: Cooked chocolate pudding in creamy liquid form Drinkability: Excellent; starts out slowly but begins to grow on
you until you must have more
Name: Love Potion #69 Bottle Slogan: "Drink My Pink" Tastes Like: Watery, carbonated version of Robitussin Drinkability: Poor. Ick. Double Ick.
Name: Rat B*stard Tastes Like: The most delicious Root Beer imaginable Drinkability: Excellent
Name: The Brainalizer Bottle Slogan: "Use Your Brain" Tastes Like: Mild fruit punch Drinkability: Fair; would be better served ice cold on a
summer day
Name: Fukola Cola Bottle Slogan: "You Know You Want It" Tastes Like: Delicious cola-flavored Bottle Caps candy Drinkability: Excellent for a non-diet cola
Name: Whoop Ass Tastes Like: Very intense and sugary Drinkability: Average on a very hot day; poor inside on a
winter's day
Name: Sol Rio Tastes Like: Light, carbonated version of Cherry Kool-Aid Drinkability: Excellent