Debbie Schilling & Tom Bundy's Wavable Quotes

In the early days of our website (1996), we collected some of our favorite movie quotes. Time has gone by and these don't need to exist, but we just don't have the heart to delete them.

About Last Night...

aboutla1.wav "Was she a pro?" "At this point, we don't know."
aboutla2.wav "A pro, Dan ... a pro is how you think of yourself."
aboutla3.wav "And on your instructions, I am supposed to rend and torture myself anally."
aboutla4.wav "See that look she just gave you? You just know she's not wearing no underpants."
aboutla5.wav "You know what, Joan? If you didn't have a ... there'd be a bounty on your head."

Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

adventu1.wav "I've said it before and I'll say it again: No more @#!&* Abba!"

Aspen Extreme

aspenex1.wav "Hey, Keith, what's up, man?"

Clerks

clerks1.wav "This job would be great if it wasn't for the @#!&* customers."

Clueless

clueles1.wav "Oooh, get off of me! Ugh, as if!"
clueles2.wav "Hello! It was a stop sign!" "I totally paused!"
clueles3.wav "Whatever!"

Earth Girls Are Easy

earthgi1.wav "Ask my cousin, Debbie. You know she got, like, her boobs done, and I never told anybody."
earthgi2.wav "Waste your brain, wax your board, pray for waves."
earthgi3.wav "Finland is here?" "No, this is the Valley. Finland is the capital of Norway."

Elvis Presley's Memories of Christmas

elvispr1.wav "Thank you for listening. I'd like to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Wonderful New Year."

Ghostbusters

ghostbu1.wav "He slimed me."
ghostbu2.wav "There's something very important I forgot to tell you." "What?" "Don't cross the streams." "Why?" "It would be bad." "I'm fuzzy on the whole good-bad thing. What do you mean, bad?" "Try to imagine all life as we know it..." "That's bad. Okay, important safetly tip. Thanks, Egon."
ghostbu3.wav "I looked at the trap, Ray."
ghostbu4.wav "I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people. Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule."
ghostbu5.wav "I am Vince, Vince Clortho, keymaster of Gozer..."
ghostbu6.wav "This chick is toast!"

Gone With The Wind

gonewit1.wav "If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill, as God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"
gonewit2.wav "Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do? "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

Harold And Maude

harolda1.wav "Harold! That was your last date!"

Hoosiers

hoosier1.wav "What's gotten into you?" "The Lord, I can feel His strength.." "Well, keep your strength in the dribble, all right?"
hoosier2.wav "Strap, God wants you on the floor."

The King And I

kingand1.wav "When I shall sit, you shall sit. When I shall kneel, you shall kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!"

League Of Their Own

leagueo1.wav "You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself. Sit here and I'll see if I can dig up a pistol."
leagueo2.wav "See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station."

The Lion In Winter

lioninw1.wav "Poor John. Who says 'Poor John'? Don't everybody sob at once. By God, if I went up in flames, there's not a living soul who'd pee on me to put the fire out."

Monty Python's Flying Circus

montypy1.wav "... Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
montypy2.wav "Cardinal Fang, fetch the comfy chair!"

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

peewees1.wav "Nobody hipped me to that, dude."
peewees2.wav "There are thousands and thousands of uses for corn, all of which I will tell you about right now!"
peewees3.wav "There's no basement at the Alamo!"
peewees4.wav "I'm a loner, Dottie, a rebel."

Pretty In Pink

prettyi1.wav "I mean, this is an incredibly romantic moment and you're ruining it for me."

Raiders of the Lost Ark

raiders1.wav "Throw me the idol; I throw you the whip!"

Raising Arizona

raising1.wav "Hi, I'm barren!"
raising2.wav "At first I didn't believe it, that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennesee Valley, could not bear children. But the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase."
raising3.wav "I even caught myself driving by convenience stores ... that weren't on the way home."
raising4.wav " You go right back up there and get me a toddler -- I need a baby, Hi, they got more than they can handle." "Oh, honey, I..." "Don't you come back here without a baby!"
raising5.wav " I think I got the best one." "I bet they were all beautiful; all babies are beautiful." "This one's awful damn good, though." "Don't you cuss around him." "He's fine, he is."
raising6.wav " I'll be taking these Huggies and, uh, whatever cash you got."

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

rudolph1.wav "Whoever heard of a skinny Santa? Eat ... eat!"
rudolph2.wav "My name is Clarice. Hi." "My name's Rudolph. Hi."
rudolph3.wav "Didn't I ever tell you about bumbles? Bumbles bounce!"
rudolph4.wav "Eat, Papa, eat!"

Santa Claus is Coming To Town

santacl1.wav "What is it, Dingle?" "It's a baby, Zingle." "A baby what, Wingle?" "A baby baby, Tingle!" "I Like babies, Bingle." "Our baby is the best baby of them all, Wingle."

Say Anything

sayanyt1.wav "Man, you're bringing me down!"
sayanyt2.wav The Most Excellent Gas'n'Sip scene

Seinfeld

seinfel1.wav "Gooooood Morning!"
seinfel2.wav "By the way, they're real and they're spectacular!"

Star Trek Generations

startrg1.wav "They say time is the fire in which we burn."
startrg2.wav "Human females are so repulsive!"
startrg3.wav "Just who the hell are you?" "He's James T. Kirk! Don't you read history?"

This is Spinal Tap

thisiss1.wav "These go to eleven."
thisiss2.wav "And, uh, it was tragic, really. He exploded onstage."

Top Secret

topsecr1.wav "Souvenirs, novelties, party tricks."
topsecr2.wav "It's a German name. It means She Whose Bosoms Defy Gravity."

Trading Places

trading1.wav "Whiskey! All you want!"

When Harry Met Sally...

whenhar1.wav "Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash. But I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie."
whenhar2.wav "I'll have what she's having."

The Wizard of Oz

wizardo1.wav "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
wizardo2.wav "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
wizardo3.wav "I'll get you, my pretty...and your little dog, too!"
wizardo4.wav "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain."

Wuthering Heights

wutheri1.wav "I know that ghosts have wandered on the earth. Be with me always. Take any form. Drive me mad. Only do not leave me in this dark alone where I cannot find you."

Young Doctors In Love

youngdo1.wav "Coon Valley, Wisconsin."